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A blue movie fan had some serious explaining to do after arriving at a hospital in China with a live eel stuck up his bum.
The kinky 39-year-old was copying a scene from an X-rated film when he lost grip of the slippery eel in Shunde, Guangdong province.
After finding he couldn’t get it out, the unmarried man rushed to the nearest accident and emergency unit for medical assistance.
He told the astonished medics: ‘Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.’
A team of surgeons spent hours removing the 20-inch Asian swamp eel which weighed more than half a kilo.
‘The eel was simply trying to find it’s way out,’ explained one of the medical team.
‘It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.
‘This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.’
A police spokesman said: ‘We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.’
A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
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